Laziness...

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."

- Jules Renard

Theory and Practice

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is."

- Chuck Reid

Thinking outside the box

"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."

- Terry Pratchett

Ultimate parenting

"The greatest gift you can give your kids as they are growing up is to love your wife"

- Mike Watkins

Spoiling children

"It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more to avoid confrontation."

- John Gray

Keep them at home

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tyres."

- Dorothy Parker

Sleeping like a baby

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."

- Leo J Burke

Who you care about

"Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about."

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

You need one

"Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one."

- Jane Howard

Happiness

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

- George Burns

Mother Theresa

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much."

- Mother Theresa

God and Elvis

"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"

- Irv Cupcinet

Row away from the rocks

"Call on God, but row away from the rocks."

- Indian proverb

One thing I know...

"If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke."

- Hugh Elliott

Spend time with your family

"The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes."

- Harold B Lee

Forgiveness

"It really doesn't matter if the person who hurt you deserves to be forgiven. Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. You have things to do and you want to move on."

- RealLivePreacher.com

Bad news...

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."

- Douglas Adams