Sanity

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

- Rita Mae Brown

A good sermon

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."

- George Burns

Riches

"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather."

- Michael Pritchard

Speed of light

"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."

- Woody Allen

Criticism

"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much."

- Donald Rumsfeld